JOHN KEEL NOT AN AUTHORITY ON ANYTHING

nope All right, here are the next five definitions. John gives us good succinct definitions of eye burn and flaps, but, unfortunately, never got around to defining frequencies. I’ve never heard of the word “freezex”; my guess is that it’s a typo for “freezes.” For those interested in more ideas about the 4th dimension, I recommend Geometry, Relativity, and the Fourth Dimension, by Rudolf v.B. Rucker, which you can read here.

Here are the next five definitions from John’s unfinished UFO dictionary. The idea of etheric ships, I believe, was first suggested by Meade Layne. The Omega Group is defined later in the dictionary: “General term for hostile or malevolent ultra-terrestrials.” His definition of “The Third Eye” is certainly a provocative combination of elements.

John owned a copy of the familiar “ESP cards” developed by J. B. Rhine and Karl Zener at Duke University in the early 1930s; I assume he experimented with them. Here, as a footnote, is a scan of the box, as well as a deck from my own library: the edition distributed free by Zenith Radio Dealers in 1937, so listeners could participate in the “Zenith Foundation Telepathy Program,” aired on Sunday nights on CBS.

I’m giving you ten entries this time, since John never got around to defining five of them. The undefined terms may be frustrating, but I include them since they show what he thought was relevant. In this batch, among other things, he decisively equates ghosts with elementals and gives the first term taken from Richard Shaver’s vocabulary.

I’ve long been fascinated by Shaver’s elaborate mythology, particularly his paintings, based on the images he saw in rocks (long story). I’m one of the few discriminating art-lovers that owns one, so I’ll include a photo of it here as a footnote.

And here’s the Shaver painting:

It’s back to John’s dictionary, for another five provocative definitions of terms pertinent to ufology. In this batch, he never got around to defining “mind control.”

The next five definitions in John’s unfinished UFO dictionary are mostly concerned with the classification of contactees. The term “contacter” is new to me. I suppose it never caught on, or was superseded by Hynek’s “close encounter” categories.

Here are five more definitions for you to ponder. For a look at some of the chaff that John collected, see here. For more on Korsakoff’s psychosis (also known as Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome) see here. And it’s too bad John never got around to defining what exactly constitutes “contact.”

Here are the next five definitions in John’s unfinished UFO Dictionary. “Breakout” is a new one to me. John didn’t get around to defining “Bolide,” but did include a joke about Project Blue Book.

The next five entries in John’s unfinished dictionary take us from “aura” to “black-out,” with a few interesting points along the way. I haven’t found much about Dr. John E. Jacobs or AURA. The mention of Beelzebub is curious; I haven’t found any mention of it as an ancient name for Venus. (Wikipedia claims Beelzebub is associated with Venus in the apocryphal Testament of Solomon, but that’s not in any of the translations I checked.) It would be an interesting correlation, given the number of contactees who claimed to have met Venusians.

John was born on March 25, 1930. I’m sure he’d be glad to know his fans are still reading him 92 years later.

I thought I’d mark the occasion by posting a letter he wrote home a month before his 19th birthday. He had dropped out of high school and gone to NYC to make a career as a writer. As the letter shows, it wasn’t easy!

The next five definitions in John’s proposed UFO dictionary include some interesting bits, including an unorthodox definition of an angel and the possible ingredients of UFO angel hair. Unfortunately, we’ll never know what he had to say about asteroids.