JOHN KEEL NOT AN AUTHORITY ON ANYTHING

where can i buy isotretinoin in the philippines The next batch of definitions is more substantial. He links the Indian mounds to the fairy mounds of Irish folklore (Sidhe being the Irish term for fairies), explains “negative factor,” proposes a “negative universe,” and offers the term “neurot,” which is new to me. He left MPE undefined: it could refer to Maximum Permissible Exposure, or the Max Planck Institute of Extraterrestrial Physics, or something else.

Sorry for the delay in posting. I was having scanner trouble, but it’s fixed now.

This next batch contains several brief and incomplete entries. I can only wonder what John meant to do with “monitor” and “monitoring disk.” And what would he have thought of mongering in the age of the internet?

The next group of definitions takes us from “materialize” to “Menzelform.” One less familiar term here is “Men in Gray,” entities that John associates with the Romani. According to Gray Barker (in They Knew Too Much About Flying Saucers), the word “Menzelform” was coined by Richard Hughes, publisher of the Flying Saucer News in the UK. The man credited with the term “Men In Black” should be Albert Bender, not Binder; maybe John’s typo was inspired by his friend Otto Binder.

John died on July 3, 2009. Here’s how he looked if you ran into him on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, checking out the sidewalk book tables. Rest In Peace, John!

Out of curiosity, I tried to find out what book he was holding. On the original photo, you can make out part of the title and the author’s name: it seems to be Say “Cheese!”: Looking at Snapshots in a New Way, by Graham King. I mentioned this to Mamie Caton, who knew John, and she said “That’s exactly the kind of book he would be looking at.”

I don’t recognize the man next to him; he may just be another book shopper.

The next few definitions in John’s unfinished dictionary contain a couple of curious items. I knew “limiting point” as a term in geometry, but hadn’t heard of it applied to the speed of light. And while I’d read descriptions of aliens with long fingers, I wasn’t familiar with it as a “generic term.”

POSTSCRIPT: I’ve just learned that Archives for the Unexplained have posted many of John’s articles for Saga here. A feast for Keel fans!

This next group of definitions contains some terms unfamiliar to me, particularly “invo” and its related words “invof” and “invoh.” Donald Menzel was an early and active UFO debunker, beginning with his 1953 book Flying Saucers. Philip Klass began his debunking career in the late ’60s. And once again, John didn’t finish one of the entries. How did karma fit into the Keelian view?

June 24 is St. John’s Day–a day to celebrate midsummer, Kenneth Arnold’s famous sighting, and everyone named John. Happy St. John’s Day!

Here are five more definitions for you to contemplate, plus one incomplete entry. It’s too bad we don’t have John’s thoughts on hypnotism, which was such an important part of the abductee culture. If you’re interested in inner-earth theories, I recommend Walter Kafton-Minkel’s fine historical survey Subterranean Worlds, published by the late lamented Loompanics in 1989. It’s out of print now, but maybe you’ll get lucky. As I recall, John was impressed with it, and curious about the author, who was unknown in Fortean circles. And John too received letters from the “International Bankers”; see here for an example.

Here are the next five definitions, plus two terms that John never got around to defining. As mentioned in the last post, the Romani have sometimes been linked to UFO sightings; unfortunately, John didn’t provide details here. Hallucinations, I should point out, can have other causes, including illness, drugs, and sleep deprivation. Holograms, I’ll also point out, cannot be viewed from all sides. I don’t know what a “humanid” is; maybe John meant “hominid.” It’s too bad he didn’t note how it differs from a “humanoid.” And I’m curious about that assertion that a hybrid human inherits the dominant characteristics of both species. Where did that idea come from?

The next five definitions take us from “Gold” to “Green men.” I don’t know what meaning gold has in this context; I suppose it could have many, given its many physical properties and rich cultural history. I had never heard of “Golden Eyes.” “LF,” as John explains later in this dictionary, means “Long Fingers,” defined as malevolent entities with “unusually long fingers.” I had also never heard of gravitational waves pulsating hourly. Finally, the “Green men” here sound more like the fairies of Celtic folklore than the little green men of science fiction–although the two traditions often overlap.

ADDENDUM: Here’s the classic image of a “little green man” from illustrator Kelly Freas. By 1955, little green men had turned from a sci-fi cliché to a comic trope (Brown’s novel is actually pretty funny).

Here are five more definitions for you to contemplate. The inclusion of the Romani may seem out of place in this context, but some ufologists have linked them with UFOs, and John noted reports of “Gypsies” in Point Pleasant in the ’60s (in Chapter 12 of The Mothman Prophecies). Hydrogen sulfide is reported in many paranormal experiences; I don’t know what part fluorine plays here. “Swamp gas” was J. Allen Hynek’s controversial explanation for some UFO sightings in 1966. And lastly, John defines “God” for you! God, after all, drives a flying saucer.