As a counterpart to Jadoo, I offer here some of John’s notes for A Handy Guide for International Diplomats, Wandering Correspondents, and Other Bums, in which he complains about European food and leers at the women. I suspect this was intended for one of the men’s magazines he contributed to in the ’50s. As John’s friends can attest, he was always a picky eater, and no restaurant was good enough. Only he could travel through France and Italy and not find any food he liked!
December 4, 2013
November 18, 2013
November 11, 2013
For Veterans Day, here’s a photo of John in uniform, posing with his grandmother.
Although he must have entered the army with some some trepidation, he looked back on his service with nostalgia. He didn’t particularly enjoy boot camp (he joked it had turned him into “a trained killer”), but got valuable experience and publicity writing for the American Forces Network. Most of his scripts were dramatizations of military talking points, such as discipline, getting along with fellow soldiers, or interaction with civilians. He was also able to do some more personal projects, such as pieces on the Baker Street Irregulars and on UFOs, and broadcasts from Frankenstein’s Castle and the Great Pyramid. He saved his scripts; I’ve listed them in the bibliography on this site. You can also read a memoir of some of his radio exploits, by one of his army buddies, William Wolff, here.
November 6, 2013
In 1969, John Keel contemplated writing a history of stag movies. It wasn’t meant as a serious history, and he didn’t plan to put his name on it. Instead, he planned a sort of satire of the industry, and of the late ’60s growing permissiveness, using screenplays for imaginary films, However, he ran into trouble with the idea, and, as he said, “I had created a Frankenstein. Instead of writing a funny book about dirty movies I found myself writing a dirty book about funny movies.”
He sent an intriguing letter to his agent, Knox Burger, about the project, and a sample of one of the phony screenplays. I suppose I’ll post them on another page. There are no pictures, but he does talk about dirty movies, and somebody may be in a workplace that would find it NSFW.
October 24, 2013
I’ll continue to post Mary Hyre’s letters to John Keel; they provide some of the back story to The Mothman Prophecies, as UFO and Mothman sightings crossed her desk at The Athens Messenger. This next letter, from April 14, 1967, catches up John on recent UFO reports, crowds gathering at the TNT area, and a butterfly as big as a car. I can’t identify the Pittsburgh contactee that she asks about; maybe some ufologist out there can.
October 17, 2013
One of John’s more intriguing abandoned projects is “The Return of the Umbrella Man,” a proposal for a novel or screenplay. The Umbrella Man, of course, was the mysterious man with the umbrella at Kennedy’s assassination, long an object of speculation by assassination researchers. In 1978, he was identified as Louie Steven Witt, who had simply picked a particularly bad time to protest Joseph Kennedy’s support of Neville Chamberlain.
In 1977, however, John cooked up an idea for a novel, making him a spirit who was repeatedly killed, only to walk in to other host bodies. The premise allowed John to have some fun with a plot brimming with sex, violence, conspiracy, poltergeists, walk-ins, organized crime, mysterious cartels, the Elks, and the Kennedy assassination. And, for good measure, funny underwear. In later years, he often lamented that fictionalized forteana was more commercial than reportage; and that “The X-Files” and “Men In Black” were lifting plot points from his books. “The Return of the Umbrella Man” was an attempt to create an entertainment using some of the same paranormal material.
John’s agent, Knox Burger, didn’t like it, however. Below is John’s cover letter, with Knox’s reply: “John: Names like Henry and Myrtle are death — they’re out of 1937 comic books. Wife shouldn’t cuckold him with police chief… (notes). John: I really don’t have any confidence I could sell this for you. Comic novels about changelings or whatever are just not in demand. I’m awfully sorry. Knox.”
So, the project was abandoned. Perhaps it’s just as well, considering that Witt surfaced shortly afterward. But, if you’ve ever wondered what a “novel of suspense and supernatural horror” by John Keel would be like, here are the first six pages, of 30. After this, George takes over Henry’s body, hooks up with his girlfriend (another walk-in), and they run from the unidentified powerful group trying to kill them. Unfortunately for this group, walk-ins just find another host body when killed. Eventually, the villains learn that only a nuclear explosion can kill off a ghost, and duly prepare an accident at a power plant. It’s action packed!
October 11, 2013
Andrew Colvin has published a companion volume to Flying Saucer to the Center of Your Mind: another compilation of John Keel’s lectures and magazine articles. He asked me to write an introduction for it, which I was happy to do. Apparently, this came out in August, and I was never told. I guess I’m out of the loop. But it looks good; and once again he’s compiled a fine selection of Keel at his best. You can order a copy from Amazon, here.
October 1, 2013
Richard Toronto worked for years on a biography of Richard Shaver, the curious writer whose stories about caverns, ancient machines, and the notorious dero had such an impact on early ufology and on science fiction. The result, War Over Lemuria, has now been published by McFarland, and is racking up good reviews. So much material had to be cut, however, that he followed up with a companion volume, Shaverology. Richard, knowing that I’ve long been interested in Shaver, kindly sent me a copy.
Shaverology is not a biography, but a collection of Shaver goodies; it presupposes a familiarity with the first book, or at least with Shaver’s life. There’s much in here not only about the “Shaver Mystery,” as his stories about the caves came to be known, but on his fan club, his failed publishing company, and his obsession with picture rocks; as well as photos, letters, reprints of rare pamphlets, poetry, artwork, clippings, and much more. Ray Palmer, Shaver’s editor, friend, and sometime nemesis, is also in evidence, with chapters on his editorial hoaxes (he liked to invent contributors, complete with fake bios and photos), his predictions, his numerous magazines — even how he came to have a DC superhero named after him. I was particularly happy to see material by Shaver’s wife Dorothy, by his old friends Richard Horton and W. G. Bliss, and by his daughter Evelyn Bryant.
Both the science fiction and the UFO community have long been dismissive of Shaver; he has, unexpectedly, been more popular in the art world, with exhibits of his paintings and rock photos. As I’ve pointed out before, you need not accept his claims to find him an endearing original, imaginative and soulful.
Richard Toronto, incidentally, interviewed John Keel in 1985 for his magazine Shavertron, which I’ve posted here. And, as a footnote, here’s the teenage Keel complaining about Shaver in his fanzine (fancard?) The Lunarite. For more on War Over Lemuria and Shaverology, please visit Richard’s website.
September 25, 2013
The next letter in the file was postmarked April 11, but headed Sunday night. A look at the calendar tells me it was written April 9. Mary Hyre catches John up on some recent sightings, regrets that there are no details on a cownapping, and apologizes for leaving while watching UFOs. The attached column is here.
September 2, 2013
Andrew Colvin has assembled a choice selection of rare magazine articles by John Keel in Flying Saucer to the Center of Your Mind, now available through Amazon. It includes articles from Saga, Saucer News, Men, Male, John’s own magazine Anomaly, and many others, as well as transcriptions of lectures. The introductions are by Colvin, Gray Barker and Tessa B. Dick.
Colvin grew up in West Virginia, and has experienced its anomalies first-hand. Those interested in Mothman know him from his books The Mothman’s Photographer I-III, The Mothman Speaks, and The Mothman Shrieks. You can read an interview with him here.